Hawk and Rev Vampire Slayers, Philip “HAWK” Hawkins does not simply dream about killing vampires – He eats, sleeps, drinks and freakin’ breaths it. After getting kicked out the Military for staking a fellow soldier with a blunt two by 4, Hawk virtually dies of boredom working as an evening safety guard at a abandoned warehouse in his hometown of Santa Muerte, California – USA. Simply when it seems like all Hawk’s choices in life have expired – Filthy blood-sucking vampires seem. And naturally – No person even freakin’ believes him. Along with his again up in opposition to the wall, his sweaty Karate Child headband on and hordes of blood-thirsty murderous vampires closing in, Hawk enlists the assistance of the one one that sort of believes him – Revson “REV” McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Collectively they be part of forces to avoid wasting the entire total freakin’ world. Properly – Not less than their hometown anyway.